I know, I know, everybody knows how to fry a turkey.
But I would be remiss if I didn't caution you in the strongest words I can that frying a turkey -- a whole bird -- is not safe for small animals or little children. In fact, it's a tad dangerous.
So here's a quick checklist of things to remember when frying a turkey, especially if it's your first time. Tape this list to the refrigerator and keep it until next year when I do this again.